Acrylic on canvas.
The only reason any non gaylord male learns to paint is to pull chicks. If you can somehow get them drunk enough/trick them, you may be able to get a nudie photo. If you post the photo online, it is “revenge porn” according to some retarded UK law. If you post the painting, it is “art”. I assume Readers Wives is no longer in business. I ordered a custom frame because the closest I had was a few centimetres out, and I dare not do anything in the least bit creative in these paintings.