A while ago, I joined the videogame forum/news site, Neogaf. Not too long after I was banned. Your unreliable narrator presents the following badly formatted, not especially convincing evidence of why I deserved that ban:
I thought I remembered posting some opinions on the drama/attention queen Anita Skarkeriguard and calling Microsoft “Fucktards”, not “Fuckwits”, but my google-fu turns up nothing. Human memory is so fallible after years of drug abuse, who knows.