6 reasons Aldi is objectively the best supermarket

Aldi storefront

    Proof:

  1. Cheap, there is barely a need to look at the prices,these guys don’t seem to rip you off.
  2. No stupid “Buy 2 for £x” offers to; tax the brain, make you feel financially cheated when you only want one, or balk at the prospect of carrying four litres of coke home when you only want two.
  3. No shitty music playing on store speakers.
  4. Checkout staff are lightning fast and new checkouts magically open when you think one needs opening.
  5. No automated checkouts to make you feel frustrated, inadequate, like a human drone in a dystopian future.
  6. Wide isles and no annoying special promotion stand obstacles, so it isn’t necessary to be a zig zagging Wipeout master to move around.

Almost the opposite of Asda really.

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