<Opens front door>
“Hello, we would like to invite you to our Jehovah’s Witness meeting!”
<attempts to hand over leaflet>
“No thanks, we don’t believe in the gods in this household.”
“We don’t believe in the gods”
“My point exactly”
<Closes door, goes back to watching Battle Bots, skipping Faruq Tauheed sections>
At least they didn’t scream at me through a Megaphone, unlike those obnoxious Muslims in the sensory shithole that is Birmingham.