Kirsty

Kirsty, acrylic on canvas

Kirsty, 2015.
Acrylic on canvas.

The only reason any non gaylord male learns to paint is to pull chicks. If you can somehow get them drunk enough/trick them, you may be able to get a nudie photo. If you post the photo online, it is “revenge porn” according to some retarded UK law. If you post the painting, it is “art”. I assume Readers Wives is no longer in business. I ordered a custom frame because the closest I had was a few centimetres out, and I dare not do anything in the least bit creative in these paintings.